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 31.01.2022
The cousin was supposed to have a wedding this weekend, but just wrote that everything is cancelled, there will be no wedding.



I decided to clarify what happened and overall the story is banal.





A couple of years ago he met a girl, about a year began to live together, he rented an apartment, she moved to him. But since you will not live forever on the seat, you have saved on your own, almost accumulated, but a little before the wedding did not have time. Initially planned a small wedding, but the girl and future aunt were able to convince that you need to know everyone and all, the wedding only once in life, and the apartment part of the wedding gifts will be closed, and part can be borrowed.



The affairs and the apartment were chosen and even the task was left, and after the wedding they had to subdue all the finances and finish the deal.





Preparation for the wedding in its course goes too, including invitations such as beautiful, part personally transported him, brought me, parents and grandfather including.



But if I only congratulated and promised to come, then my grandfather asked me, and how do I plan to buy an apartment, heard the answer about gifts and credit for the rest and said.



"Our grandson, that you will be connected with banks and interest, I put off the last years for funerals, and the sale of the plot remained, let me give you everything as a gift, you will make a surprise to your wife, you will bring it straight from the crown to your apartment, but if I go out before I accumulate again, then you are a normal tomb, not a box under an orange)".





He naturally agreed, said he really wanted to make a surprise to his wife, completed the deal, bought the apartment, even a small cosmetic repair in a couple of weeks he hired a familiar brigade to wrap up.





He says, “You know, I don’t know how to keep secrets especially well, here and then it happened that I slept yesterday in a conversation with my wife on the topic of the deal that nothing will need to be done, everything has already been bought. All I expected, but not that she would mourn me for almost an hour without ceasing to hysterize about the fact that I deceived her, that her mother was right, that she spent a few years on me in vain. Then I rushed to call my mom while I was sitting in shock, where I also wept what a goat. She returned and demanded that after the marriage, the half be rewritten on her so that she "would be confident and protected and could peacefully leave in a decree."



Well, then I did not understand this requirement and word for word collected her bags and sent it to my mother.



And in the evening with my grandfather I spoke and told him this, I thought he would be surprised, and he replied, "Well, it is not in vain that I took the risk that I was in a box of oranges" and I understood that he was already when the money was giving me such an option and that's why I gave them."





In general, they may, of course, still be reconciled, but the grandfather, the potential niece, is unlikely to love, but he thinks about it.
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