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 31.01.2022
My close friend fell in love, straight to madness. The woman was a noble manipulator, exposing the culprits, filling her lips, ruining the evening to everyone, sitting with a curved face and demonstrably bloating the nostrils. A classic of female hysteria.

And here a friend calls, in confusion, the lady wanted to rest, and a friend before the vacation for many months, contrary to the reproach she collected things and silenced, shouting loudly "I am at the airport looking for another." A friend asks, says what to do, tired of hysterics arranging. I offered to come to us with my husband, order pizza, beer, watch a movie. He came to us, we sat down, wrote a text message “why didn’t you come?” “why do I sit here now?” “I just left, and not quite” “You fool take me, what do I do to go back at night?”

And we what? They turned off the phone and had a great time, she didn't have tickets, she sat there, took out the remains of things a couple of days later and with the screams "you will never find one" disappeared from his life.
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