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 30.03.2022
Reading about your childhood, school, your shop shelves, trips for potatoes and other agricultural work..Yes, by the way, but no one ever mentioned that his distraction to the Soviet farm interrupted any production cycle, or, a scientific stream, I am not afraid of this word, which led the country to ruin. Riding and diverting.
We emigrated to Russia in 1984. In the Russian village. Yes, that was dying. And that was even a little truth, for I had never seen so many empty houses and land before. I personally drove out of interest. It has remained with me until now. I lived in the Far East, lived, studied, and then served in the army in Siberia. This is another. As everywhere. But here is central Russia, it was and is America for me. And we moved here.
I lived in the Soviet Union for almost a year. It was boring. Total indifference to everything from the leadership, from the working masses. And it would be with them, but work must be rewarded. And that was... no. He showed himself in action. I promised the director to revise my salary: - wait, this is as soon as the seedling is over... now we will finish the seedling... we will finish the seedling, we will remove the grain... we will excavate the potatoes.
Yes, the question is – you, the boss assistant, who was concerned about the outcome of your work? Anyone ever wondered what happened to your potato? And the cabbage? Where are they divided?
I’ll tell you, they’ve been cut off. And what else can happen to the vegetables stored in the bucket under the open sky all autumn, and then winter, and then spring? and? At least something remains. Food for cattle. But why not thank the bosses for their help with the delivery to the school, or work dining room of these vegetables that are then rotten in the barrel? It was not even considered. Should the economy be economical?
Okay well. I have to live and I have to go back to transport. Located in the automotive base. The structure is as follows; in Moscow the ministry, in the regional center of the glaciers, in the district centers mechanized columns which carried out this same amelioration under agreements with the Soviet farms. Where to dry, where to drain. My task is to carry them to the pipe object for digging.
The wolf feeds the feet, the driver feeds the flights. And then there was a mess; as long as the brigade comes from the district center to the object, as long as it is cracking, and it is time to swallow the pits. Working day until 6 p.m. and travel time is included. Therefore, I have a flight a day, rarely two. And that is little. And I suggested a shovel - I will load the pipe larger, and we will then scatter them on flights. The probation entered. It is even good for him - if bad weather happens, in the field is not just a loaded straw to pull, empty not to pull out. The tubes are already in place.
I came to load. The crane dropped the package. Please give me more? is loaded. There’s a man here, and will you get another? I will take. ... and more?
It turned out to be mr. Engineer of the base. We loaded the pipes with the pyramid.
Carefully reached the field. I had to drive metal. I made a couple of flights, and on the tubes, count, three came out. It is interesting to live.
The first bell ringed the day after three - the counting woman stumbled. Her husband worked in the same house.
You load a lot. It is dangerous. cannot be
I need to earn.
My husband and I always have enough money.
Sculpture and Sculpture. I do not pay attention. But a couple of days later, the authoritative guys came to me in the base - you hear, little, you load a lot.
I need
We don’t care about yours. We don’t want it to be ours.
I am a boss, as a job?
Oh well well!
Drivers are worried that they will be driven like this.
Give it to them, I will not smite anyone. Let them load. They don’t want, they don’t need.
I went out and gave an answer. The drivers looked me in the eyes – well, we warned you.
Two weeks worked. I come to another loading, loading the original package of pipes and that’s all. Why is?
Banned
Who is?
- there - and point to the window in the office.
I come. A doll is sitting. I am her, what’s it about?
I am prohibiting.
And who are you?
I am a cargo master.
Where did you come from? You were not there before.
I didn’t do it before, but now I’m here and I forbid it.
I go to the engineer. He goes down and lets the team load.
To my happiness, Mr. Ing. As a puddle, it is always in place.
Okay well. The reporting period passes and when I appear again on the load, they require me to rise to the head.
Hi and Hi. So, small, the pipes are metal, metal is the first class of cargo. Yes, they are empty and long, and we decorated them in the fourth class. And since you drive a full body, we will now design them for you as a first class. Go to load.
It was previously heard that cutting prices in Russia is the usual game of office workers in the struggle for "productivity growth". Now I convinced myself. However, I have a bonus – for me, columns, scraps. They were the last to pay for transportation. I mentioned their benefits.
I am worried. Go to the object. I give papers. He writes to me instead of the former ones.
So went the summer.
The sky breathed in autumn.
Again, I was sent to go to Mr. Bush. entered
Meaning so is. When you drive. We’re going to ask the chief who would drive it all like this.
Sit on the pope. I will go to the glacier myself.
He did not load, turned around and went to the glacier. Time was afternoon. There was no main head. It was his. A man in a ping jacket and a tie.
He told everything. Not to hide. The entire epic. Please leave me alone.
The man sat down, twisted the pencil. – I don’t understand, but why? Why can’t they drive like you do?
It was not for the sake of grandparents to make a revolution that their grandchildren would smell.
You are walking, right? So I can.
It cannot. I explain; if you, tomorrow, make them load like this. It will be as follows: I will be filled with a mouth and I will go away. They are loaded. And they will do as last time. about the past time, about him in the smoker with laughter told me by the drivers themselves when I just arranged. I had to move some cargo somewhere. I don’t remember the reason, but it wasn’t in their heart. They were loaded and sent. And they. Arriving at the track. Arrive to the first post of the GAI and, to the Haishniks – brothers, commanders, you will see what they creatures do! My driver talks, and they drove me out of the flight.
- And I have brakes, there are no screws, everything is on turns.
And I have...
And I have...
For a long time, the car is not suitable for use. And the haishniks that, the fish themselves came into the net. Cars from the road and behind the booth, report on the instance. There was noise on the top. Who was then deprived of the prize, who was pronounced on the party line.
You cannot force them. They will load up and go out on the track. They explode wheels, there is overload on the rear wheel, they throw cars. You will have hemorrhoids.
The man sat down, silenced... But you’re driving.
and no. I am not driving either. Say goodbye.
He went out, sat in the car and left. He went home and filed an application for dismissal. In the bus base, as expected, signed immediately. There was no director in those days. He came to me afterwards. He called back. He assured me that everything was shaken.
But my brother and I have already found and repaired the cabin.
In one of the offices sent a car on the flight. There was a motor on her way. While the driver was driving for help, the car was smoked off on spare parts. And he stood under the fence waiting for a write-up.
We addressed the director and we will repair the car. Find a job for him. I need an apartment.
We rebuilt this cottage and walked around the country. From Novosibirsk to Kerch
So you say that the USSR collapsed because of the low price of oil?
Oh well... :-)
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2022-03-28/#1310337
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