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 20.04.2022
The daughter participated in a school event called "Smart and smart" between 5-6 classes (six teams). They went to the final with their fifth class, against the sixth class. Comes after the end upset, I ask:
Have you lost?
Not much of what we lost, so I also defeated the team.
It becomes clear - the final was held in the type of a flash survey - a question is asked, and time is given for discussion, who first pressed the button, he answers. For the correct answer plus a point, for the wrong answer minus.
I don’t know if it was intended, or if it really worked out, but the last question proved to be decisive: the points of the teams are equal, who will answer and win.
The child says, before asking the question was further announced, that since the question is decisive, it is "super complex, logically, with a star, etc. D is.”
The question was: Why does a man freeze when he comes out of the water?
I don't know how in the sixth, and in the fifth the child does not go through the physics, but because of his curiosity - counted, for his age knows a lot. So immediately, without discussing, I pressed the button and answered approximately the following:
When a person comes out of the water, there are drops on it, they begin to evaporate, and since for the transition of water from a liquid state to a gas, energy or heat is needed, the water takes this heat from the surface of the human body, cooling it, so the human body cools and it freezes. So if you wipe it out, you will hardly freeze.
Naturally, the daughter, confident in her rightness, began to expect at least praise for her knowledge, and received about the following:
“Well, you name, you invent stories, no, of course, that’s not the right answer...
The second team did not answer, but according to the rules of the competition, the child's team removed one point and they lost. In fact, her classmates did not condemn her daughter, but she herself believes that she deceived the team.
And now the "right" answer: Because there is no wind in the water, but on land!

P.s Explained to the child her rightness and returned faith in justice "harmful pizza" with "not less harmful pepsi".
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2022-04-18/#1315259
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