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 25.04.2022
I am military.

I met a girl and invited her to a date.

I’m sitting, she’s talking about herself, about me, and I said on the Morse alphabet machine on the table, “Sweet.”

She looked at me and said, “You too.”

In Moscow! The girl! and Morse!

I get married!
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