I still lived in an old apartment in Kolpino, and Alosha lived behind the wall in the neighboring entrance. He’s Alosha, I’m Alosha...and our city phone was just one figure different at the end. So this was that Alesh noble walker, drunken and chokker. Often at night I got a city phone call with various kinds of proposals and requests. At first I tried somehow to convince everyone that I wasn’t Allocha, but as it turned out, our voices were similar. Shortly nothing helped. And then I decided to start acting as the hero of “Always Say Yes” and the fun began.

“Leh has gone. Is the house free? Can we go to you now with the people (2:30 p.m.)“Yes, without B. I’ll just be happy” ;)

“Leh, brother deliver me. Give money, the pipes are burning... “Of course, come right now.”

“Lehah creature, they say that Lenka has flown from you... luck I’ll come...” – “Come.”

“Aloha, I am all the flow. Are you alone?” “Of course one, come soon, dear.”



All in all, Alyosha had a bright and fun life and I fell asleep with a smile every time after another night's phone call. After all, I’ve made this person’s life even brighter and more fun. and :)