I went to the neurosurgery department to remove the intervertebral hernia.

Well, finally, I was placed on the operating table and began to prepare for the operation.They made one injection, another in the back, the dropper was connected, the finger sensor was dressed, the pressure manchet was grabbed, the oxygen mask was dressed...I lie down, I am bored...

It became boring, I decided to ask the question: "When will you actually do the operation?"

The answer was a loud laugh and the phrase: "This is the best compliment for me, anesthesiologist! The operation has already been done, you will be taken back now!”

It turns out, in half a dream I didn't even notice, how two hours passed and the operation went well.

All good! Do not get sick!