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 02.07.2022
In his young years, he decided to make pasta for the first time, because his father was stuck in quake 3 and saving the starving people was the work of the starving people themselves.

I put water, boiled, took a pack of pasta, read from behind as needed, salted, tossed, stunned, and here the item "To cook until ready." I did not understand.

Baaatya, how do you know how to cook before you are ready? How much time?

A scream from the room:

Ready to eat them!

There were no more questions.
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