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 13.04.2009
You don’t love me =(

SL0 is yes. Moreover, I have told you about it many times. But I repeat.
1st I have never seen you and do not want to see you.
2nd You are not writing in Paddock, but in an illiterate language.
Three You live three thousand miles away from me in another country.
4 is Physical contact with individuals of your age is prosecuted by law.
5 is I don’t even want to talk about your rich inner world.

I think you are hiding something.

SL0: Yes, okay, forget about everything I wrote above. The real reason is that you’re not a virgin and you’ve changed me at least twice.

Sliffka: It is not true!! to

Sl0: Well, I don’t believe, you understand, I don’t believe that you put that damn Ubuntu and set up the jamboree yourself.
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