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 13.04.2009
Recalled in connection with the history of TechnoLuh.
My mom’s friend told me about technology.
It was during the time of design, when there was no
Computers and Plotters. The drawings were painted with cochinor pencil.
They were reproduced by photocopies and were called “sinks” because of their color and smell.
They are onslaught.
According to the requirements of non-sleeping sanitary doctors in food enterprises
There must be a cleaner’s room. This is for
The cleaners. On a square (M 1:100) it occupies about 1.5 square meters. cm and fit it.
Long term is not possible. Usually, it is used as “Us”.
with a signature.
A girl came to them to work as a drawer, shy and shy.
Just like a good school girl. She previously worked in a confectionery.
An ordinary employee of the factory and told all sorts of horrors, such as about the Eclers.
The size of a baton. In short, realizing that when such a life
the silk turns into a delight, and the waist in volume threatens to overtake not
With a small chest, this savage went into the designs.
And then, somehow, in the face of the design deadlines, she decided to
Improve the drawing process. In particular, to resort to
abbreviation of words and writing them purely specifically in the room, without
All kinds of stupid outfits. Apparently not a bad idea. The newly presented
The rationalist put it into practice, secretly proud of herself. obtained
6 copies of reproduced blueprints, took them to the architect for
Then they gave them what they had done.
The next day came the “electric” (electrical engineer)
With big eyes and the same question, “What is this?” At that time
He pointed his finger to the blue. When we read it, we read it.
Instead of “egg processing room”, a simple “egg”. It is half trouble.
What there she locked, but in the above-mentioned room cleaners proudly
Storage of inventory! In a reduced version.
I have never seen such a whispering of the girl’s ears before or after.
I have to say that this shame has repeated four times. Architect not
came for some reason.
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