It was in the distant 2002. I worked as a programmer in a state office. The boss asks me, “Do you know programming?“”

I answered, “Depends on which language. I know Pascal, C, visual basic, a little Delphi and assembler.”

The boss more strictly: “Do you know programming?“”

I: “So I speak some languages, but not all.”

“Do you know how to use a computer?”“”

I: "I know MS-DOS, Windows 95-XP, Lexcon, Word, Excel, Autocad, a bit of Photoshop and Corel, worked with red hat Linux."

The boss: “Go to the office like that and talk to our computer workers.”

The guys were more appropriate and we talked normally. And I was taken. The boss, as it turned out, did not use a computer at all, he was just standing with him for solidity.