There was a colleague at work, all his free time travelling around Russia and looking for adventures, which only did not happen to him.



Once, he joked about whether it was an affair or something else risky. What another colleague reacted.



K: Andryuk, you suggest that, have you not been in the forest in the trunk for a long time?

A * for a second thinks, remembers, then answers, without changing in the face, and in full seriousness *: well years 1.5-2 probably.