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 05.08.2022
🛩 Weather forecast over Moscow: Strong fog. The plane starts to land, the pilot is not visible. Suddenly, a skyscraper appears from the fog, someone blows in the window. The pilot stands up and cries:

Where are we?

in response:

In the plane!

The pilot sneezes, and confidently, with a metric accuracy, leads the plane to land. After landing, the pilot asks him:

Igor, how did you do that?

I asked a simple question and got a 100% correct but completely useless answer. Then I realized that we were flying past the 1C support office. I know the road further.
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