A man goes to a colonoscopy.

The doctor, sitting, does not look at the patient, fills the papers, says:

Go over the screen, dress up, wear single-use trousers.

Don’t worry, it’s not scary at all.

The man was not on a colonoscopy, never seen cowards with a cut.

I pulled the back forward, pulling out the "farm".

The doctor turns to the man and says thoughtfully:

Now I am scared...