His first husband was a pedant and accuratist. A few examples: the microwave should be opened for a couple of millimeters, because if closed - it is not checked, and if opened - it is a mess. The pot with water should stand a pen to the wall, or a mess. Two shots at the shovel is a mess.

My order requirements are much lower. I normally keep my clothes on a chair, drag all the bits to the comp, leave the bed unstated.

When he offered me, I said, “Well, I’m living this way, and he said, ‘It’s not a problem.’”

After a month of living together during a quarrel, he admitted that he meant "it's not a problem, I'll quickly re-learn you."