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 20.09.2022
My friend and I in the golden student time once returned to her home at night, taking a lot of alcohol from different fortresses. And they decided not to burn (although her mother was quite loyal to the intake of alcohol, 20 years of children, the main thing that would be at home in the morning), and since the front door was made a bell, and everyone entering the apartment notified everyone about his parish. So the best way to get home at that moment seemed to be to climb out the window. 2 floor, house of old building, with brick outputs. And we girls are sports, trained, so the idea was immediately implemented. Everything went well, got up without falls and other problems, knocked on the window, what a friend's brother would open to us. Only with drunk eyes through the window, and we climbed, it turns out, into my mom’s room. At the knock she opened the window, assessed the picture and with the words "well come, once you came" opened the window. Then for a long time over us that the account at the level of kindergarten did not learn.
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