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 22.09.2022
We sit in the house and rest. My wife is sleeping, my kids are with me. On the box of some fighter, and the hero shoots the clock with a knife. Here the elderly 16-year-old suddenly says, “Do you know how to throw knives?”

I of course. As a child, I played with knives.

In the sense of childhood?! to

There was such a fun before. When I was 6-7 years old, I started playing socks in the yard. In the territory, or ships.

Is she 6 years old? Are you scratching again?! to

If you want to, let me learn...

We go out into the courtyard, I learn how to properly hold, how to approximately calculate the distance... I draw a circle. We start playing.

She is in half an hour - I still don't believe that before at 6 years old in knives played, children with knives walked...

Here the woman goes out on the doorstep - "Oh, you are playing in the knives?! I want to be with you! I haven’t played since childhood. The daughter's eyes are rounded, and the wife continues - you don't fix the brush, so the dad wins. I will learn the right way!

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