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 03.10.2022
In 2004, I was a student. I had a computer at the time, but sometimes it didn’t turn on itself or hanged to death in the process of work. But worked.



She picked up a course on the computer, printed it and went to the institute to take over. I liked it all, but I needed to change something in the introduction, I don't remember what exactly. I go home. I pressed the button and... nothing. They eat something biosophical. At that time, they were sending signals of a malfunction like. I pressed the turn on button again. Already in a slight panic, because the predecessor will not wait long until I fix everything and come to the institute. And in other days it will be difficult to catch it - in the institute several bodies in different parts of the city. So here. Press the food button, it doesn’t turn on. And so several times. In despair I understand that everything... the computer broke, I will not fix anything, you need to look for someone who has a computer, ask him to pick up the page I want. Panic... I slide from the chair to the system block, tears drop from my eyes. I lay the system on the cold side and say in a loud voice, “My dear, good, turn on. I have 5 minutes.” And a miracle happened. When the next button is pressed, it is turned on. I printed the text, I printed it. Then in my head came the thought of doing something else. But the computer honestly at the last breath fulfilled the arrangement and breathed.



P.S I took the course that day. The computer was repaired. As I said, the food block died.
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