I have a girlfriend, her name is Blue. And I have a graduate, he has the name Kazyavko.

The Real Conversation:

I: Well, today the graduate, Kozyavka, brought the drawings, in general, I sent him.
She : who?? to
I am a cashier. Name such
She is :o! I get married to him and make a double surname! Snooping the cage!! to

I fell...