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 11.11.2022
At 5 a.m., my family is asleep, I am a wife and I have three children. Calling the homephone. I look into the home phone screen, and there is a gorgeous lady, and says:

- Dear hello I am from Shugar Baby (there is such a service), open.

What is?

- Well there, through the application ordered. Here I came.

In fact, I did not order anything.

Apartment 272 is there.

There are 272 apartments.

Have you ordered a beautiful blonde?

– not

In the mid-sleep home phone, my wife and I both looked and tried to understand what was happening.

“Well, let’s open, I’m cold, I’m alone here.

We: No, we did not order anything. Go from here

Q: How is it? ! to It is paid...

She calls us somewhere, comments on the situation, says something to her there. It separates the homeopath. And in the 273th apartment there is clearly heard the sound of a homeophone.

Neighborhood: Yes, 8th floor to the left

confused little

How would your wife react if a prostitute knocked on your door at night?
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