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 22.11.2022
When I was 7 years old, at the end of December, friends came to visit my parents along with my son − my peer. We met, then yes, we went out to play something together until we called to the table. And this guy is taking, and taking my chair from the move!

I say, “Oh, here I am sitting!”

He replies, saying, “I sat first, therefore my place!”



Unfortunately, the parents did not have time to intervene, because... at this moment an associative line arose in my head, and I decided to answer with a quote from the film, not suspecting its meaning. At the same time, a completely decent Soviet film "Gentlemen of luck", which is constantly rotated on TV before the New Year.

I asked him a rhetorical question:

“Don’t you think your place is next to the parachute?”



Say that all the adults were shrinking − say nothing 🌚

For a long time I could not understand what I was attached to and what I replied, I just meant to move somewhere, as if that was the point, wasn’t it? And then as I understood...



But despite the fact that my new acquaintance was also small enough to realize the whole context of this phrase, the communication with him somehow never worked out ¯\-(ツ)_/¯
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