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 23.11.2022
The client came into the office, holding two A4 sheets in his hands. On the sheets were black and white drawings.
Can you scan these drawings? In the color?
and no.
Why is it?
Because they are black and white.
Well and what?
We cannot physically scan a colored document if it is black and white.
But they were colored on the computer, so it turns out they have color.
Yes, on the computer they were probably colored, but you printed them black and white.
We do not have the possibility to add color to the document through the scanner if the colors were not there initially.
"But I need to make them colored, why can't you configure the scanner to the desired color mode?
“Look, I can reset the scanner, but your page — the one I’m going to scan — is black and white, it doesn’t contain colors, but only different shades of gray, so the scan of the document will consist only of gray.
What is? Why is?! to
"Because the scanner scans what it sees and can't create something that is not in principle.
You have color scanners, right?
Yes, and we scan them with colored images.
And yet I don’t understand why you can’t just scan my document in color?! to
Because your picture is black and white.
and yes! But it was colored before I printed it!!! to
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2022-11-21/#1361987
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