Our teacher asked me what my favorite animal was, and I replied, “Fried chicken.”



She says it’s not funny. But she was wrong because everyone else in the class laughed. My parents taught me to always tell the truth. I did so. The fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my father about this, and he replied that people love animals very much. But I too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.



The teacher sent me to the director’s office. I told him what happened and he laughed too. But then I told him not to do that again.



The next day, my teacher asked me what my favorite animal was. I said a chicken. She asked – why? I answered because it can make a fried chicken. She sent me back to the director’s office. He laughed, but told me not to do it again.



I do not understand. My parents tell me to be honest with everyone, but the teacher doesn’t like being honest. Today she asked me which of the famous people I liked the most.



I answered “Colonel Sanders.” Guess where I am now...