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 15.04.2009
We got somehow with a friend, free tickets to the circus for the New Year's children's program. A friend bought us beer and chips at the circus, for which I mocked her for the first 10 minutes until the incident happened. In the arena came out to perform a girl with rings and in the room she was to dress up, removing the pants and jacket. At the same time, she turned on her arms and turned around her axis. And so around, she stayed in a swimsuit, and trusting, became a face to us. And then a small 5-year-old child, sitting on his mother's arms, the girl, in the whole voice said: "And the breasts are small!!!" And the guy sitting next to him turned around and said, no less loudly: “I’t have been in your place.” The girl’s mother was red. So our beer on the children's program was - flowers.
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