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 21.04.2009
The acquaintance was stopped by gauges for excess when he was driving from Kislovodsk home to Volgograd. He stands, justifies - type, guys, well understand, tomorrow to work at 9 p.m., and to drive another 700 kilometers, the car is killed, I press out what I can (and he has the oldest couple with a wonderful number of HER)... Well, the truckman asked him about the car, he felt, and then without a pause asks the question: - Well, at least one hundred can you give??? Chel on the machine answers: Well, if only from the mountain...
The geec raged like a horse, gave his documents and let go, approached his own and all began to bend together.. And to the driver only after 10 minutes came that he asked for money from him )))))))))))))
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