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 25.04.2009
I have a good friend from Moscow who is very pleasant in all things.
Relationship man, and, as I would say, very unusual. even
extravagant, one can say, a man, by the kind of activity, which
of his many hobbies. What he does is not important, but
It turns out that he spends a lot of time in the northern polar circle.
Behind the South. This is the number he brought from Antarctica.
Home of the Emperor Penguin. What a fly has bitten him.
It was a miracle to go to Moscow, I don’t know, but he made his family happy.
The mood of the bird to the goat was similar - the same sloping, the only thing that
Everyone was saved a little - this penguin loved sleeping. I slept as
It depends. In the hallway. He stands up there and sleeps. Guests who are not
Course, a penguin, of course, for the subject of furniture was taken, and the clothes all
Norwegians scattered him. ha ha! I painted one such. OK, but without
There were no fatal outcomes, there were no guests. and here
How I would react in their place, I don’t know, although it’s also a special one.
I am not impressive. In the sense of reacting to the hangover,
Suddenly, she begins to bite and bite a cock. and then,
Sharp cords, stumbling somewhere and meeting on the move. Cedars, Cedars are charcoal.
The legs of this penguin slipped on the floor, here the masters and invented it in the
Shoes to wear. And this is not the goose, it is the imperial penguin, he is higher.
meters of growth.
He needs to swim. Here you put it. Every day, by the way. and
The Penguin reminded him of his need for it all the same insatiable.
In a way - he went, and the master with all his strength pulled - to say if you fucking
Take a bathroom, take a bathroom! I didn’t go to the bathroom, a couple.
He went into the water and that was it. Well, and the remains of water that is not immediately out of the bathroom
after his sports dive, he shrugged himself, wandering
in the room. By the way, just so in the cages and diving, he partook with these
Cedars, for nothing agreed to understand. Thus, in the hollow cages of
The parkland and walked.
Three years his owners endured, then surrendered, gave to acquaintances. Those more
Less was enough, of course, they did not perle this creature from Antarctica.
On his hill. As I understand, the Emperor changed a few more masters, and
He was sent to the Moscow Zoo.
So, if you see a penguin in a cage there, remember, it’s the same one.
and is.
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an0904/o090424;1.html
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