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 30.04.2009
My wife’s friend told me. Her husband loves her.
the output, buying 0.5 or 0.7, and, standing in front of the TV,
Giving up family happiness. The rest of the family to such a head.
It does not appear to be good, after 2-3 drops of vodka.
was recruited. In his turn, the husband began to hide the bottle. But this is not
I was able to, because to track him, already horror, in a two-bedroom apartment
It did not make trouble.

On Saturday, something strange happened. No one in the house could.
Looking to see where Dad is going. The maximum we can do is find.
He had a whirlwind in his hand, which he immediately threw up.

Time passed, the husband was cheerful in the eyes, the wife was left with nothing, just
Spray the crystal drinks and put them in a servette. Poka
Suddenly she didn’t realize what the remaining drinks in the servette... filled with
Land of WOOD.
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