I am actually a chemist. But after a whole week in the evenings sat down until the night with various acquaintances and not very, reinstalling, cleaning, setting them comps, thought about growing a beard.

and II. When I was six years old, I was fascinated by chemistry and programming. And here, one of my acquaintances, while I was putting her antivirus, told such a story. Her girlfriend recently got a new boyfriend. Well, no wool, no look, only wickedness. A little boy. But the girl said that he was a spirit guy, does not drink, in addition, does not smoke. And her mother, a devoted rational woman, decided to scratch the guy. Time is hot. They went to the cave to dig. And this little boy turned out to be a powerful man. In 2.5 hours, he digged all 5 cents on his own. Well, in the evening, the girl decided to offer a prize to the hero: let's, say, we'll have sex. And here is this monster of excavation, just turning up the bottom of how many cubic meters of land, naively says, "Oh, and I can't." They will soon have a wedding.

P.S Interesting work of computers =)