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 09.05.2009
I lost a cat. Sometimes what to do. jumped from the first.
The floor, under the cover of the night, clinging to the wall, did so.
The so-called escape The kiss is recurrent, because it is not the first time the nails are ripped.
in the spring. Sooner or later it finds itself in the basement, satisfied, dusty with
collection of insects on the skin. The house of the chest, basement low, with many
houses, rooms, pits, tubes and all kinds of garbage. Light is present
Locations are mysterious. This is the third day, s.
constantly bypassing the basement, under the pressure of the demands of the hated thistle. Yes is
By the way, a small detail, near a small old cemetery
Church in three meters. As I said about my aunt, I immediately remembered it.
So it drowned...
jumping into the entrance with the lighthouse, on the way began to think under what
I’ll take the keys from the DEZ with the pretext, and here – Oh, happiness! No door to the basement.
Closed, and a narrow strip of light captivates me on a safari. Escaped in
the silent action of the cat’s nemesis, paid attention to the
The electric driver who digged in at the entrance. I will be a man
to scream, to explain what I forgot here, that it was not for his soul that he flew into the basement
A bald versila in a sports suit with a lamp, more like a duck.
So penetrating into the furthest corner of the labyrinth, he began to search.
Screaming “kiss-kiss,” judging by at least six pairs of green eyes, is malicious.
from different angles, like death. Spreading every corner,
lighting the lamp, conducted the identification, all in the web, dust, and
The cat mate. He buried under a pipe and began to pull out his tail.
The mammal is very similar to my cat. The war was lifted up,
Only here, the animal was not mine, the annoyed turned to the exit and
The four began to run out of the tubes. At that moment he entered
The Electrical. Well, as a polite man, I decided to wish life, only
here breathed dust and I got not that rick, not that laugh, in any way
The human language was different. Who knew that all this time.
The lighting specialist did not suspect my presence. I am first time
I’ve seen a man shake his jaw, not just scratching, but walking.
Walker, up down, up down, well, and a little left to the right. Further
and worse. An adult man gave some whisper and broke so that the remaining
The cats roasted and changed the basement to a quiet forest at least.
in the area of Bryan, judging by the speed of leaving the basement. I remained alone.
It was scary and shameful at the same time, believe it was not to laugh.
And then Andrew?? to
His voice is quiet and frightened. The witch! As always, I came to help at the end.
of operations. The electricity she met. Fear and shame are gone, devil.
awakened within me. He sat on the shorts, stretched the jacket on his knees, the cap on the
His head was running out of the dark.
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! to
Heavier than a half-year-old, she whispered like a dozen eighteen-year-old. and run
Black at the Olympics. A balm for the soul.
When I walked out to the streets with tears, the police were waiting for me.
A week of scandal. But I should remember that whistle, and
The mood goes up immediately.
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