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 09.05.2009
I recently went to a sushi bar with a girl and never ate sticks. I have never been to such bars before. The girl looked at me eating sticks and asked: Do I often go to sushi bars, where does this snoring come from? I could not tell her that my mother forbids me from throwing cigarettes into the toilet (and I smoke at home only in the toilet), so that the sewage would not get stuck, and I occasionally forget about it and throw them there, and so that my hands would not climb there I put two thick pebbles from the glasses under Pepsi... so I became a master in the handling of Chinese sticks...
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