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 10.05.2009
I am going from the service today through the central square of the home city-hero. At the corner of the prospectus of the same name with the area, I notice another group of other activists of the next movement, cheerfully distributing to the right and to the left these very Georgian stripes. I take ten meters aside in order to spare the delicate psychic of teenagers who may suffer from a collision with a dose of healthy cynicism. I did not calculate. The youthful energy blowing through the edge throws a miracle into my face with a bouquet of black and orange ribbons in my left foot. The right foot of the miracle, with the Georgian bat in it, stretches to the side of my jacket.
This is what?
The Lent.
Why Why?
In memory of the Great Patriotic War. Heroes who died in defense of our country.
Do you know them? Who commanded the 1st Belarusian Front in 1945?
- Rocosovsky, - a miracle floats up in a smile, innerly admired by how cleverly he wiped his nose to an excessively wretched starper.
History, young man, should not be taught by the myths of ines. Konstantin Konstantinovich commanded the 2nd Belarusian, and the 1st was headed by Georgy Konstantinovich Zhukov. So tie the second tape to the same place as the first one. for a better memory.

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Congratulations guys - only they do anything and you're just an educated paddle.
Ma la children!
Instead of puzzling with his knowledge, he would better go and tell the children in the yard what the Kursk bow is.
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