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 14.02.2008
1st Take a release from the MSDN or a misspelled (!!!) The BillGates version
2nd We are formatting!!! The hard disk that we put on.
Three In the bios (!!!) The year 2099 instead of 2008
4 is Installed without entering the serial number!!! I set an ultimatum.
5 is After the installation in the bios (!!!) Change the year back to 2008

Vista writes that there are 30 days left to activate, but those 30 days will be counted from the date of installation in 2099. So the 30-day counter does not move:))))))) You have 30 days in stock and another 91 years. I think you have enough time.

Remember that under U.S. antitrust laws during the test period the software must (!!!) be fully functional and receive all updates.

Explanation: The system installation date of 2099 is OUT of the life cycle of the widget.

Ura! Microsoft has crashed again. The 200 million backs spent on the safety of the wheels went to the ass under the tail, and we enjoy the unshakable fifth described above.
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