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 25.05.2009
History from the United States, even hit the newspapers: a huge wedding for 300
of man. After the ceremony, during the celebration,
The newlyweds climbed the podium and approached the microphone to pronounce
Speech to gathered guests. He said he would like to thank everyone.
for the fact that they came and for support during the wedding, especially those
Who came from far away. I would like to thank my family and
the relatives of the bride for the fact that they gathered, and the tests for the organization
Such a wonderful wedding. I would like to thank everyone for the gifts and
all they did, and said what they wanted to prepare for everyone
A special gift for yourself. Under each chair.
He glued the envelope. He said it was a gift for everyone and asked,
Everyone opens the envelopes.
Each envelope contained a 8×10 image.
A witness who had sex with the bride. youthful
He suspected the two men and hired a private detective for a few days.
weeks before the wedding he conducted an investigation.
Then the newlyweds stood on the podium for a few more minutes, watching
the reaction of the assembled, after which he turned to the witness and said "F@ck
“You,” then turned to the bride and repeated “F@ck you,” and then turned to the girlfriend.
To the overwhelmed guests: “I’m coming down from here” and went out. immediately to the nearest
The husband filed for divorce on Monday.
While most couples after receiving this information
He would immediately break all relationships, this man went through everything.
Preparations for the wedding and ceremony did not happen. His revenge
The parents of the bride paid $35,000 for a celebration of 300
The guests. He informed everyone about what had happened. But the best part
It turned out that he ruined the reputation of the bride and the witness in front of him.
all their friends and family in full composition (parents, brothers, sisters,
Grandchildren and nephews etc. P is

Steel nerves and iron eggs
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an0905/o090524;1.html
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