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 26.05.2009
How to Get to Heaven (Philosophy)

On a long, wild, exhausting road walked a man with a dog.
He was tired and the dog was tired too. In front of him is an oasis.
Beautiful gates, behind the fence - music, flowers, a river,
In other words, rest.
What is it? The traveller asked the guardian.
This is paradise, you are already dead, and now you can go in and rest.
and really.
Is there water there?
- As much as you want: clean fountains, cool pools...
Will they give me food?
Anything you want.
With me a dog.
“Sorry Sir, I can’t go with dogs. It will have to be left here.
And the traveller passed by... After a while, the road brought him
at the farm. There was also a guard at the door.
I want to drink, the traveler asked.
Come in, there is a well in the yard.
What about my dog?
Next to the well you will see a drink.
And to eat?
I can give you dinner.
And the dog?
There is a bone.
What place is this?
It is paradise.
How is it? The doorkeeper at the palace nearby told me that heaven was there.
He blames everything. There is hell.
How do you endure this in heaven?
This is very useful to us. Only those who don’t leave go to Paradise.
their friends.
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