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 15.02.2008
Gemaunt: I read in the news that Hollywood wants to make a film about the October Revolution. Lenin is played by Bruce Willis, Crupskaya by Demi Moore.
Gemaunt: They should also make a film in retaliation...For example, about their struggle between the North and the South.
gegemaunt: For example, based on the film "Patriot" with Gibson in the lead role:
Peaceful Tajik Agrarian Mustafa Bilbulikov lived peacefully in his hall and did not interfere with anyone and did not want to get involved anywhere.
But the wicked industrials came from the north,
They stole all the donkeys.
They smashed all the strawberries, smashed the strawberries,
The youngest son was sent to Moscow to lay the asphalt.
Then he took the motif and revenged everyone".
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