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 04.06.2009
In the morning in bed girlfriend does not give (morrow first marry)

You guys are all the same, you only think about sex.
I: No, just when there is a beautiful girl like you lying next to me, I want to have sex right away.
She is: Yes? And when there is a beautiful guy like you next to me, I want to marry him right away! ^ ^ ^
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