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 04.06.2009
cadam (13:39:17)
I had this show today:
I return home, submerges a girl of 16 years and begins attempts in the hop-style to divide me on a tube with concrete raids and generally capital so.
The girl weighs 50 kilograms of strength on the eye, there would be a guy - would give a necklace, and so uncomfortable somehow

NighT (13:39:43)
xDDDDD

by cadam (13:40:34)
I briefly explain to her that it is "completely unfortunate" for me to give her a pipe on the street, it is necessary to enter the entrance, so that the guys would not notice at the rainbow.
I go in, I go up halfway, I look like no-one on the stairs.

by cadam (13:41:47)
I make a crazy look and on her "no come, let the trumpet" silently make a sign with my hand, say go on
I’m going through a few steps and I’m "Master, I’ve found a suitable sacrifice!"

by cadam (13:42:03)
You would see how she broke away from there.
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