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 05.06.2009
Recruiters, if you are still breaking your head over how to "cut off" the army, turn to the popular rapper Timati, as the hero of "Star Factory" managed to do this without much effort. The secret is simple: just go to the tattoo salon and decorate your body with a lot of tattoos. It turns out, according to the Russian legislation, if the body of the recruiter covers 50 percent of the tattoo and more, then he is considered untouchable. Such a verdict was made by the psychiatrists Timati, who, like many of his peers, also did not avoid the march to the military commissariat. The star of domestic rap this fact is not embarrassing, on the contrary, service in the army was never part of the plans of Timati (in the world of Timur).
And everything would be fine if the fate of this young man had not so excited the Deputy Speaker of the State Duma Vladimir Zhirinovsky. He said he was ready to support Timati and apply for the singer's service in the armed forces. According to Vladimir Volfovich, self-expression in the form of tattoos and piercings is not a reason to forget about the debt to the state. Zhirinovsky intends to appeal to the Minister of Defense with a request to make an exception for Timati. "In the army, you can play a drum or even a trumpet, and maybe you can make a couple of new marches," said the leader of the LDPR in his address to the singer.

Let us all support Vladimir Volfovich.
Source: http://bash.im
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