Popular about protocols:
Compression: Your left hand is cut off at the entrance, and at the exit the cloned right hand is sewn (and the mirror turned, of course). The same with the legs and in general with everything that has a regular structure.
Error correction: Your own photo is sewn to the back. If you don’t look like you on the outdoors, the face is corrected.
Life of the package: All movements along the corridor - while the light bulb is burning. Do not die as a hero.
DNS: To find out where the well is in the village of Gadjukino, you first go to the president, then to the governor, and so on.
Dynamic IP: Every morning everyone changes passports.
Text-oriented protocol: Your verbal portrait is sent instead of you.
MIME code: A certificate that you are not a camel.
Level of protocol: Clean field. You have to move from one end to another. An enormous arc is built, a bridge is built inside the arc, a railway canvas is placed in the middle of the bridge, the rails are welded and a huge granite canvas is placed on them with a tunnel inside, a tube with a diameter of half a meter is placed in the tunnel, along which you go while the lighthouse is burning to the president (pressed and with correction of errors).
Ping: Go see, Ivan Petrovich has not left yet?
A single passport for the whole family.
IPv6 is a Chinese passport.
c) Mochevikin
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