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 09.06.2009
What kind of tricks do girls not go to get married!
A friend told me about the situation with her colleague at work.
The girl burned on a man, so specifically, that it swallowed.
I want her to marry him as soon as possible. Object of Desire
However, the proposal was not in a hurry.
First, the standard method was used: Dear, I am pregnant!
Pregnancy, of course, did not exist in reality.
The man, however, turned out to be not a whore at all and wanted proof, for
Started as a test tape.
What to do? It was not really planned to fly before marriage.
The women at work were thoroughly interviewed by all women of the same age and
A pregnant colleague was identified. My colleague asked me to write and
Use the strip. The shell was carefully hidden.
When meeting with a loved one for more credibility, the maiden at him opened up.
packaging with a new strip of the same company that hidden, removed
I went to the toilet and made a replacement.
presented to a man. He was confused at first. Then he gets things.
three or four strips of different firms, stretches out to a friend and says:
You know, I’ve heard that the test tape is unreliable, often lies.
Step, repeat again with different strips.
The result: marriage did not come out, a friend evaporated, earned a powerful depression
this soil. All her men now, of course, are goats.
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