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 13.06.2009
Talk with a girl in the subway:
What is your mobile number?
I have no mobile at all.
How is?
Well this is so. is not all. Why is he me?
Calling at work...
I have a worker I leave at work.
And in personal?
What kind of person, Katya? I get up at 3 in the morning, I leave the house at 4 in order to leave the bus at 4.30 and get to work at 8 in the morning. I’m not coming home before 9 p.m.
Well, like the clock...
I have a wake-up alarm. However, according to the military habit, I still get up 5 minutes before the "rise". A "like a clock" I have a watch.
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