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 20.06.2009
I walk somewhere along the street past the military committee, watching a dialogue between a grandmother and a major:
Grandma asks the Major.
Is it your car and your driver? (Ticking a finger into the car, where behind the wheel sits an unwavering soldier)
Major says
So exactly, what’s the matter?
Your driver just sent me!! to
A major with an unwavering face says, “Let’s get it done and ask a soldier of the type was this or not?” The soldier responds clearly and according to the charter "That is exactly, Comrade Major, sent!!!". Major asks another important question "What was it for?", which again receives a clear answer "That is, Comrade Major, it was!!and "
Major turns to the grandmother and says "That's all right, GO TO X#Y!"
I am proud of our army and its invincible soldiers and officers!
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