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 27.06.2009
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Imagine I went home last night in the electric. Next to it sits a student girl... low, gentle, sympathetic, with beautiful breasts... talking to some boy. So fucking, she drinks my favorite beer and talks about the use of screenplans in the Caspian Fleet as strike missile carriers or military-transport equipment:... and also enrolled for flight courses on the plane... Fuck, she never said “fun” or “dumb”.
Now “beautiful and smart” are found in nature, not just in the form of a mathematical model.
ZY
Girl, if you are reading this, respond to the playoff. I’ll take you down with a parachute :)
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Guy, there is no chance, "sympotic" she will not forgive you!
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