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From the oil:

A couple of years ago, my friends and I gathered together in the apartment of the same man to drink a drink, a person of 10 of us was. In the evening after a lot of drunkenness, we naturally wanted love. In order not to scare potential brides sent the most sober and seductive on the street to meet. After half an hour, he brought two girls - all of them such humble and beautiful. As they saw us and realized what was waiting for them, they tried to drop. Well, we guys experienced, although drunk, one of these cowboys managed to hold. I, as the owner of the house, first went to love, and this fool took out of the bag the scissors and put me right in the x@y. Naturally, her friends did not want her to do so. The result - I am 24 years old, in full blossom of strength, a fighter, girls look out on the street, but a complete impotent with a crude cut x@em. Not Fart

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Good that she didn’t think of cutting your cervical arteries. Live, shit, and always remember. And say thank you for hitting you just a weak girl with manicure (likely) scissors in the bag. For if you were, for example, my acquaintance with a feather of less than a palm in width - then you, the impotent, would not only look beautiful - but would also sing, the young man, in the opera. I would sing tenor.
Signs are clear?