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 28.06.2009
We went with my wife to the basar.Here fucking as it was,she saw a hat,and stood to death,buy to buy,ml and money like there is and this hat is really such a SHAPE!Now I think FIG with you gave her grandmother she bought and went on happy such,and I fucking frog breathes that she was so happy went.Now I think she will make you a hat)))))))))))) While she walked there,I bought two more,one two sizes bigger and another two sizes smaller than she))))))))))and then probably a week as I remember and change them to her)))))))))and then how then came home and she in the room stands near the mirror with a meter of roughness and her head measures)))))) as she fell from the change, and told her everything.
- Idiot, he says.I almost went crazy!I am going to the hospital tomorrow.Blind says no shit I don't understand one day you take her on her ears she doesn't climb, the next day to the nose fails, I thought with my head already that that, it will dry it will swell!))))))))) Damn two months later did not talk to me!!!!)))))))
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