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 30.06.2009
Today I went out in the morning to smoke on the balcony and I observe the following picture: there is a man, I’t say that you’re hungry, but you can see that there is a strong body and something in the package. He approaches the entrance and there someone screams to him from the 3rd floor. Here is the dialogue:
From the floor: got it?
He took
From the floor: to buy a cigarette?
He is: A?
From the floor: buy smoking?
He is: What?
from the floor: (very loud and evil) crazy... smoked to buy?
He is: A?
from the floor: (understanding apparently that something is wrong, with gaps between words): cigarettes... the store... took?
Q: Did I buy a cigarette?
From the floor: A?
Tagged: cigarette shop

p.s How easy it is to communicate.
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