German police, called on the road leading to the city of Goslar in the northwest of Germany to remove a dead shark from the road, found that the beast is alive, but is in a state of extreme alcoholic intoxication, on Wednesday the agency France Press.

According to the police, the shark fell asleep in the middle of the highway, cuddling over the cheese.

"In the stomach of the animal, the fruit was broken, and the shrimp was drunk like a pig," a spokesman for the German police said.

Detectives were able to establish the exact composition of the animal's wine map using its excrete, which was full of bones of insidious fruits.

By pushing the perpetrator with a rod, the police were able to crush the shark, which eventually spent the rest of the night on a nearby lawn.

"It was not possible to establish whether the barsuku was caught by his wife after returning home in such a state," the police spokesman ironically said. The RIA News.