Lot of No. A system administrator vacancy is being sold. Requirements for the candidate:
1st Talk to monkeys. Finding a common language with the dogs. Talk calmly with spiders and wardrobes.
2nd Have a strong cerebral cortex, like a walnut. The presence of an engineering orange helmet or armored military helmet is mandatory!
Three Powerful skills to generate the most eye-catching repulsions
4 is Honest and sad eyes
5 is Intolerance, boldness in small crimes
6 is Ability to fake documents in Photoshop.
7 is Ability to understand "word" and "executes"
8 is Magical abilities for resuscitation 1c. Administration of 1C. Support of 1C. Ability to answer dumb questions about the work of users with 1c
9 is Mysterious abilities to turn into a forged hose or teleport from the office
10 is Knowledge of Windows OS will be your plus

S/P 12 in 2 months