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 14.07.2009
I follow the rules and miss the pedestrians. Per the pedestrians also have something to think about.
Yesterday I went through the center of the metropolis, 8 traffic lanes (in fact, six cars are parked in the far right), there are pedestrian crossings. People walk across the width of the road, in accordance with all the rules. Before "passes" it doesn’t reach – it just walks.
In another place, under the wheels on the unregulated crossing jumped girls aged 14-16. At 50 meters forward and back there are adjustable transitions, behind me through 3-5 cars no one. Walk 50 meters, wait 10-15 seconds? The fucking! It is better to risk your life and provoke an accident.
I go tonight. The rain is a wall of water, the river is not visible. In the light of the lanterns appears a silhouette: some idiot is walking in the middle of the road. If there are sidewalks on both sides. The same situation: they are on the right lane. Not on the side, not on the edge of the road, but in the middle of the lane. Next: the same rains, in the middle of the bridge before the nose appear running bodies. The speed allowed me to fully set up in front of them at a sufficient distance. Others could not allow it. Before the bridge transit, after the post transit. Running through the middle of the bridge? And one (as it doesn’t cynically sound) was rushing – lying in the middle of the road.
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