When a woman is crying. Memories for men.

1st First, try to find out whose woman is crying. When a woman is someone else’s, comforting her is unsafe. If a woman is none, take her for yourself. Now, if she continues to cry, it will be quite clear that it is from happiness.

2nd When your personal woman is crying, don’t leave her alone. Everyone around me thinks she’s none. Be as close and attentive as possible. Go no further than the distance where her voice will no longer be heard, and do not lose sight - use a binoculars.

Three Questions not to ask women in tears:
“What do you want?”
“Who is to blame?”
“What to do?”
The answer to the first question will hurt the wallet, and on the last two - by self-love.

4 is In response to women’s tears, you don’t have to run anywhere. Do not save anyone. Do not punish anyone. It must be that saving and punishing should have been the opposite.

5 is The practice of giving gifts to sad women is wicked. Better give a pack of nose wipes. Remember, gifts should only be given to happy women. Thus, a useful conditional reflex is produced and an installation to a pleasant character.

6 is If you followed all of the above rules, and the woman continues to cry with you and does not go to another, then she really needs your comfort. Show her a sad but interested face. To do this, you will have to put off the binoculars and get closer.

7 is You don’t have to listen to what a crying woman says.
The main thing is to breathe in pauses and gently embrace between them.

8 is The figure of the highest pilot will be in time released on the unshaken cheek of tears At this point, the woman forgets about her own troubles and begins to frightenedly comfort you.

When a man is crying. Memories for women.

1st Try to be tactical. Pretend that you have not noticed the restrained male cries.

2nd If the cries are not restrained enough, tap the man on his shoulder with the words "Well, well!"

Three If a man continues to cry, check his diapers and give his chest.